SIGNS OF THE TIMES
A Small Paper With Small Articles Because It's Just Plain Small

Volume 1, Number 13

Signs, Signs, Everywhere A Sign

By: JD Hoeye

A

Abrupt Edge, Adopt A Highway, All Sales Final, As Is

B

Be Prepared To Stop, Bicycles Only, Bike Lane, Bike Path, Blasting, Boys, Building Permits Required, Bump, Busses Only

C

Car Pool Only, Cash Only, Cattle Crossing, Caution, Center Lane Only, City Limits, Closed, Combustible, Congestion, Construction, Corrosive, Crossroad, Crosswalk Ahead, Curves Ahead, Customer Service, Customers Not Allowed in Shop Area

D

Dangerous, Deer, Deer Crossing, Detour, Dip, Divided Highway, Divided Highway Ends, Do Not Enter, Do Not Fold, Bend, Staple or Mutilate, Do Not Pass In Solid Line, Don’t Walk, Dry Clean Only, Duck Crossing, Dumping Rubbish Prohibited

E

Elk Crossing, Emergency Exit, Emergency Use Only, Emergency Parking Only, Emergency Vehicles Only, Employees Only, Exhaust Brakes Prohibited, Exit, Exit Only, Explosives

F

Falling Rocks, Fasten Seatbelts, Fines Double In Work Areas, Flagger Ahead, Flammable, For Emergency Dial 911, For Lease, For Rent, For Sale, Freeway Ends

G

Gas - Food - Lodging, Girls, Grating, Grade, Grooved Pavement

H

Handicap Parking Only, Hazardous Material, High Water, Hill, Historical Marker Ahead, Hospital

I

Ice, Impared Clearance, Information

K

Keep Left, Keep Off The Grass, Keep Out, Keep Right

L

Lane Reduction, Left Turn Only, Lights, Livestock in Roadway, Loading Zone, Long Load, Low Clearance

M

Membership Required, Men, Merge, Microwave In Use, Motor Vehicles Only, Motor Vehicles Prohibited

N

Narrow Bridge, Next Window Please, No Admittance, No Crossing, No Dumping, No Entry, No Exit, No Food or Drink Allowed, No Fishing, No Hunting, No Lane Changes, No Loitering, No Nudity, No Parking, No Passing, No Pets Allowed, No Profanity, No Public Rest Rooms, No Rollerblades; No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service; No Skateboards, No Smoking, No Soliciting, No Standing, No Swimming, No Transmitting, No Trespassing, No Trucks, No U Turn, No Vacancy

O

Official Parking Only, One Way, Open, Open Range, Oversize Load, Oxygen

P

Parallel Parking Only, Park Truck - Bring Papers, Pedestrians, Permit Required, Pets on Leash Only, Phone, Please Wait To Be Seated, Poison, Police Only, Port Of Entry, Private, Private Property, Push Button For Service

Q

Quite

R

Radioactive, Railroad Crossing, Ramp, Recreational Area, Reduce Speed, Rest Area, Restricted Sight Distance, Restricted Use Area, Returns, Right Turn Only, Right Turn Permitted Without Stopping, Road Closed, Road Narrows

S

Sale, Sanding, School Bus Turn Around, School Crossing, Signal Ahead, Slippery When Wet, Slow, Slow Children At Play, Slow Moving Vehicle, Slower Traffic Stay Right, Snow Park, Snow Plow, Snow Zone, Speed 55 Limit, Speed Checked By Radar, Speed Zone Ahead, Stay Left, Stay Right, Stop, Sunken Grade

T

Take A Number, Taxi Only, Tow Away Zone, Traction Devices Required, Tractors With Lugs Prohibited, Traffic Separator Ahead, Trucks, Trucks Use Lower Gears, Tunnel, Turn On Lights

U

Urban Growth Boundary, Utility Work Ahead

V

Vacancy, View Point Ahead

W

Walk, Wait, Warning, Weigh Station, Weight Limit, Wide Load, Winding Road, Woman, Wreck Ahead, Wrong Way

Y

Yield