SIGNS OF THE TIMES
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Volume 1, Number 27

Truth...
Number 1

Compiled By:
JD Hoeye

  1. Good intentions, like fresh fruit, are perishable and difficult to keep.

  2. Chicken and people are alike it in that the more you give them the less likely it is that they'll scratch for themselves.

  3. "In times of trial," said the prosecutor, "what brings us to the greatest?"
    "An acquittal," came the voice from the back.

  4. Teacher: "What does it mean when the barometer is falling?"
    Student, "It means the guy who nailed it up didn't do a very good job."

  5. Gossip is that which goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth greatly enlarged.

  6. A vacation is a holiday from everything but expenses.

  7. Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.:

  8. Don't waste your time and energy setting the hopes for your children higher than your example.

  9. The best things in life are free.
    It's the worst things that are that are so expensive.

  10. Destiny shapes our ends.
    Fatty foods end our shapes.

  11. Subtlety it saying that you want to say and getting out of range before it is understood.

  12. A blind man who sees is better than a seeing man who is blind.

  13. Tomorrow:
    The procrastinators labor saving device."

  14. If you think twice before you speak once, you will speak twice the better for it.

  15. Forbidden fruit is often responsible for a bad jam.

  16. Beware of the danger of allowing your rights to subordinate your responsibilities.

  17. Most of us will never do great things, but can do small things in a great way.

  18. If we fill our hours with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, we have no today in which to be thankful.

  19. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

  20. Adult education is what goes on in a house-hold containing teenage children.

  21. The world's work is done every day by people who could have stayed in bed, but didn't.

  22. The reason a dollar bill wears out so quickly is that people are always passing the buck.

  23. The factory that produces the most important product is the home.

  24. In the "good old days" people who saved money were considered to be misers.
    Now they're considered to be miracle workers.

  25. Some folks may succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to.

  26. Children could keep on the straight and narrow if they would just get information from someone who's been over the route.

  27. The three ages of a person are youth, middle age and "My, but you're looking well."

  28. What a great country this is. Anybody can have a second house, a second car, a second TV. All it takes is a second job

  29. You can never do a kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too late.
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